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February 1 is NOT G.I. Joe Day but Neither is February 9

When I first wrote about G.I. Joe Day 10 years ago, many longstanding sources declared February 1st “G.I. Joe Day.” Years later, I stumbled across a Joe superfan forum and was surprised to see that I’d been singled out as the nefarious originator of this damnable lie that went on to infect the entire Internet.

I certainly inspired some vitriol, including from a user (perhaps ironically) named “skinny,” who wrote this:

When dealing with historical facts, accuracy is important.

December 7, 1941
September 11, 2001
June 6, 1944
July 4th 1776.

Of course there are exceptions to every rule. Presidents day celebrates two Presidential birthdays on the same day. George was first so we celebrate on his Birthday. Sorry Abe.

Then there is the whole confusion about Easter so we just pick a random day in April or March.
and of course Christmas…

May the 4th is just catchy and has no significance other than cuteness to Star Wars.

However in this case we have an actual date to go by. Remember, G.I. Joe was introduced at Toy Fair in New York City on Sunday, February 9th, 1964.

Not so fast, mon frère. According to the New York Times, the American Toy Fair opened on March 9, 1964. It reported on the toy fair in its pages on March 10th11th, and 12th. Since I researched the archives of its printed editions, which I’m quite certain were reported contemporaneously, I’m going to give the newspaper my vote of confidence.

According to one Joe memorabilia site, a short film and prototypes were shown to prospective buyers before the fair’s opening date, but there’s no evidence that a meeting took place on February 9th. (You can watch the film here or on YouTube. Ignore the title, which misstates the toy fair as having taken place in 1963.)

So, “skinny,” it looks like we both got it wrong. In my case, though, I’m not going to compare your offense to, oh, say, getting the date of a terrorist attack wrong.

Without further ado, here is my original post. The first two sentences have been corrected. I stand by the rest.

Today is NOT G.I. Joe Day. In March of 1964toymaker Hassenfeld Brothers (later shortened to Hasbro) introduced its first doll specifically intended for boys at the American Toy Show in New York. The company hoped to duplicate the success of Mattel’s Barbie, which had been introduced in 1959 and sold a record 351,000 units in its first year.

But there was a problem. Parents wouldn’t buy dolls for their sons. Playing with dolls was considered a girl’s activity, and boys generally wanted nothing to do with that. Some parents feared it might cause them to become effeminate and possibly even homosexual.

In a brilliant bit of marketing, the toymaker solved this issue by coining the term “action figure,” which has been used for countless toys since. It further masculinized the toy by making it a military man: G.I. (Government Issue) Joe. The name came from a 1945 American war film called The Story of G.I. Joe.

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They also placed a scar across his right cheek. Not only did it denote manly ruggedness, combat, and valor, but it also enabled Hassenfeld Brothers to copyright the toy. (A generic human figure cannot be copyrighted.) The scar made it an identifiable character, as did a production glitch that gave Joe an inverted thumbnail.

Four original G.I. Joes were released in 1964. In June 1964, Joe was featured in LOOK magazine. An African-American soldier followed in 1965. In late 1966, the makers of “America’s Moveable Fighting Man” received a patent for its 21 points of articulation. Unlike standard toy soldiers, which were one-third the size and made of hard plastic, the Joes were fully poseable, allowing more creative play.

The Joes had been introduced while the U.S. was in the middle of an undeclared war in Vietnam. As it escalated and casualties mounted, the toys that had symbolized the brave fight against all foes, Communist and otherwise, lost their luster.

Women picketed the 1966 toy show in New York, holding umbrellas that read, “Toy Fair or Warfare?” Sears later dropped all war toys from its catalog. Fearing a boycott, Hasbro (which had shortened its name in 1968) phased out military uniforms and added flocked hair and beards. By 1970, the company had replaced the war-oriented Joe with the G.I. Joe Adventure Team.
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There were individual Land, Sea, and Air Adventurer Joes, along with the more generalized Adventurer Joe and the mysterious Man of Action Joe. The kung-fu grip was born. Hasbro upped the merchandising quotient by selling props for scenes like White Tiger Hunt, Revenge of the Spy Shark, Secret of the Mummy’s Tomb, Capture of the Pygmy Gorilla, and Sandstorm Survival.

We don’t know whether kids got bored with every aspect of playtime being mapped out for them, or whether Hasbro was ahead of its time in roping parents into buying ancillary items, something that seems normal today. By 1976, the Joe brand was in trouble. Hasbro tried to cash in on the superhero craze by adding BulletMan to the lineup and throwing in a villainous caveman from outer space for good measure.

Nothing worked, and production shut down in 1978. Joe was “furloughed,” according to Hasbro, never expected to return. But the stratospheric profitability of Star Wars merchandise would give Joe one more chance. Shrunken to the same size as those action figures–a little less than 4 inches tall—Joe came back on the scene in 1982.

In an inspired feat of cross-promotion, Hasbro produced a television cartoonG.I. Joe: A Real American Hero, as a vehicle for selling toys. It debuted as two five-part miniseries in 1983 and 1984 and ran as a regular series from 1985 to 1987. The show introduced new heroes, villains, and storylines, spawning an ever-increasing number of action figures and turning viewers into avid collectors.

Each episode concluded with a Joe teaching kids valuable lessons like “don’t go with strangers,” “don’t paint your bike in the garage,” and “blind kids can find lost kittens, too.” The kids would say, “Now we know!” and Joe would reply, “And knowing is half the battle!”

Now you know.

PS: I joined the fan forum to apologize and clarify that I hadn’t originated the date and had believed the sources that placed it on February 1st. The moderator, Jeff, wrote to me privately:

Don’t worry about it… some people are just waaayyyy serious about GI Joe and take it too far. Like skinny comparing it to 9-11… jesus.

I locked the thread because it was stupid drama.

I responded:

Thanks. I really do hate getting things wrong but I didn’t make it up. I don’t create the holidays.

As I read through the thread afterward, I saw that there was some disagreement. I assume someone chose February 1st to just get it sort of right. I don’t know who created it, so I can change the date on my blog but every other blog which has that date, most predating mine by years, will still be wrong.

Or is it right? Unless I can get to Source Perrier to find who created the holiday, I can’t know that GI Joe is actually meant to signify his “birthday” or just a general day celebrating GI Joe.

I know people take their interests very seriously. I recently incensed a square dancer by including it as a “weird” holiday. I suggested if he was sensitive, maybe square dancing is not the hobby for him.

I stand by that statement, too.

Have a happy G.I. Joe Day, whenever that may be!

National American Teddy Bear Day

National American Teddy Bear Day celebrates the cuddly stuffed animal with a remarkable history that includes a US president and a preacher spouting conspiracy theories.

Today’s date coincides with a hunting trip taken in November 1902. The governor of Mississippi invited Theodore “Teddy” Roosevelt, the 26th president of the United States, to a bear hunt, but after three days, Roosevelt hadn’t spotted one. To keep the president’s trip from ending in failure, the guides set the dogs loose; they tracked down an old black bear and attacked it.

They brought the wounded bear back to camp and tied it to a tree for the president. When Roosevelt saw the old bear, he refused to shoot it because to do so would be unsportsmanlike. However, since it was injured, Roosevelt directed the men to put the bear down to end its suffering.

Word traveled quickly across the country. The Washington Post ran this headline on November 15, 1902:

PRESIDENT CALLED AFTER THE BEAST HAD BEEN LASSOED,
BUT HE REFUSED TO MAKE AN UNSPORTSMANLIKE SHOT

Political cartoonist Clifford Berryman drew a single panel that appeared in the Post the next day. In it, the president stands in the foreground, a guide and bear behind him. Berryman depicted the bear as a cub trembling in fear. He began to include the cub in other drawings of Roosevelt, forever linking him to bears.

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Morris Michtom, a Brooklyn candy shop owner,  saw Berryman’s cartoons and was inspired to make a stuffed bear. Michtom wrote to Roosevelt and asked his permission to call the toy “Teddy’s Bear.” Although the president agreed to lend his name to the new invention, he is said to have doubted it would ever amount to much in the toy business.

The runaway popularity of the cuddly bears led Michtom to mass-produce them, forming the Ideal Novelty and Toy Company in 1903. It soon became a multimillion-dollar business.  By 1907, the toy had become so popular that a preacher in Michigan warned that replacing dolls with toy bears would destroy little girls’ maternal instincts. Reverend Michael G. Esper raised the alarm:

Race suicide, the gravest danger which confronts this nation today, is being fostered and encouraged by the fad for supplanting the good old dolls of our childhood with the horrible monstrosity known as the ‘Teddy Bear.’

Newspapers in 27 states picked up his sermon, including the Boston Daily Globe and The Washington Post, which ran it on its front page. More than a hundred stories promoted Esper’s dire warning, an early example of a crackpot theory going viral. Of course, if the fearmongering prediction had been true, there would be no one left to read (or write) this.

A Teddy’s Bear made in 1903 is owned by the National Museum of American History. It’s in perfect condition. And the human race carries on.

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Happy National American Teddy Bear Day!

September 16 is World Play-Doh Day

world play-doh dayToday is World Play-Doh Day. On September 16, 2006, Hasbro created National Play-Doh Day to honor its 50th anniversary. In 2015, it kicked the unofficial holiday up a notch by going global. Today we celebrate the 61st anniversary of Play-Doh and the third World Play-Doh Day.

Noah McVicker of Cincinnati-based soap manufacturer Kutol Products invented the stuff in 1933 for Kroger Grocery, which requested a non-staining, reusable product to clean coal residue from wallpaper. (He cribbed the putty’s recipe—boric acid, mineral oil, flour, water and salt—from homemakers who had been whipping up their own since some time in the 19th century, but never mind.) Kroger was happy and the company flourished for several years.

During World War II, the production of planes, ships, and motor vehicles increased the demand for fuel. Oilfields in Texas and Oklahoma pumped out so much that very little gasoline or diesel had to be imported. According to the U.S. Census Bureau, between in 1945 and 1960, the number of cars on U.S. roads increased by 60 percent.

Why does this matter? With the increased availability of low-cost fuel, gas- and oil-fired forced air furnaces began to replace the dirty, labor-intensive coal furnace. Less soot translated to lower profits for Kutol Products. The introduction of washable vinyl wallpaper in 1947 dealt the business another blow. By the mid-1950s, it teetered on the edge of bankruptcy.

Kutol hired Joe McVicker, Noah’s nephew, to save the company from insolvency. Joe’s sister-in-law Kay Zufall mentioned to him that she used the cleaner as a cheap toy for kids in the nursery school she ran. He took her advice to add coloring and remove the detergent, then decided he would call it “Kutol’s Rainbow Modeling Compound.”

Kay talked him out of it; her husband Bob helped her come up with the name “Play-Doh.” They received no credit or payment. Kay said that making children happy was thanks enough. Due to her influence, schools across Cincinnati bought the product but Kutol quickly ran out of new customers. With no money for marketing, Joe convinced Bob Keeshan, better known as Captain Kangaroo, to use Play-Doh once a week on his show in exchange for two percent of sales.

Since then, Play-Doh formula has passed through many hands over the years and now belongs to Hasbro. Although it won’t reveal any ingredients other than salt, water and flour, Hasbro’s 2004 U.S. patent for “starch-based modeling compound” shows it contains water, a starch-based binder, a retrogradation inhibitor, salt, lubricant, surfactant, preservative, hardener, humectant, fragrance, color, borax and a petroleum additive to make it feel smooth.

Its high salt content reportedly won’t hurt curious children who take a nibble, but it can be toxic and potentially fatal to a pet that eats a stomachful of it.

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There is a way to evoke happy childhood memories without carrying a lump in your pocket: Play-Doh cologne. Demeter Fragrance Library, the maker of such classic scents as Lobster and Funeral Home, has distilled the essence of Play-Doh.

Don’t be surprised if the scent inspires an admirer to pull on your pigtails. (Apparently, little boys used to do that to little girls they liked, but we can’t find anyone who’s seen or done it.) Guys, it’s unisex, so if you spritz it on, don’t be surprised if someone pulls on your man-bun.

Happy World Play-Doh Day, everybody!

PS: For a funny look at this holiday, including a PG-13 Captain Kangaroo legend that may retroactively ruin your childhood, check out Happy World Play-Doh Day on Magick Sandwich.

Ducktona 500

ducktona 500Today marks the 36th annual Ducktona 500 in Sheboygan Falls, Wisconsin, which is always held on the first Sunday in July. Hundreds of numbered rubber duckies will be dumped into the Sheboygan River and race downstream to win $1,000 for the lucky holder of the corresponding raffle ticket.

For 26 of those years, the races were illegal. In 2013, the Wisconsin Department of Justice warned the village of Mishicot that its annual duck race constituted gambling, outlawed in the state.

On April 16, 2014, Wisconsin governor and future failed presidential candidate Scott Walker took time from his busy schedule of union-busting, protesting the Supreme Court’s ruling on gay marriage, opposing immigration and denying the need for climate change regulations to sign a law creating an exemption for duck races, similar to ones already enacted in Minnesota and Michigan.

Thank you, Governor Walker, for making Wisconsin safe for rubber duckies and the people who race them.