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National Blame Someone Else Day

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national blame someone else dayJune 13, 2025: National Blame Someone Else Day is celebrated on the first Friday the 13th of each year. It varies widely, occurring in February 2026, August 2027, October 2028, and so on. According to almost every source we checked, the holiday was invented by Anne Moeller of Clio, Michigan, in 1982.

That fateful day, her alarm didn’t go off, so she was late for work. More bad luck ensued. When Anne realized it was Friday the 13th, she decided she should create a new holiday.

Did that happen? The tale has circulated among various sites and news outlets, but none of them cite a verifiable source. When a story is repeated a (shockingly low) number of times, it reaches a tipping point and attains the status of fact. This is often due to expediency and laziness, which are often passed off as the need to churn out copy and the rationalization that no one cares if it’s true.

We assume that if you’ve taken the time to seek out information about a holiday, you would prefer the details to be true whenever possible. We do our best to plumb every wacky holiday for its funniest facts. If you’re out there, Anne Moeller, and that’s not how it all went down, we apologize and thank you for creating this holiday. Until we hear from you, we hold you responsible. We assume you’d be okay with that.

Happy National Blame Someone Else Day 2025!

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June 12 is National Jerky Day

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Today is National Jerky Day, created in 2012 by the Wisconsin Beef Council to bring awareness to the history, nutritional benefits and status of meat snacks as the “fourth-largest-grossing sector in the overall salty-snack category.”

For 2014’s celebration, Jack Link’s beef jerky company built a replica of Mount Rushmore, covered it in 1,600 pounds of jerky and displayed it in New York City’s Columbus Circle. They called the monument “Meat Rushmore.”

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Meat Rushmore

Preserving meat via drying and salting dates back at least as far as Ancient Egypt. It became popular in Spain in the 1500s when conquistadors brought it back from South America. The name “jerky” is derived from the Native American Quechua term “ch’arki” (dried meat).

Today, there are hundreds of varieties: turkey, chicken, duck, buffalo, alligator, ostrich, kangaroo, camel, rabbit, python, antelope, rattlesnake, elk, venison, wild boar, alpaca, and pheasant in flavors like ginger-lime, ghost pepper, butter mesquite, and honey sriracha.

Shark, salmon, tuna, and trout are available for pescetarian jerky fans. One purveyor offers gluten-free buffalo and elk jerky. Another offers pineapple jerky for herbivores. (Caution: Manufactured in a plant that processes meat and meat-like  products.)

One variety that hasn’t survived is Zombie Jerky. From the tone of some of its Amazon reviews, it may have, in fact, consisted of the undead. It’s a shame the company went under after its epic struggle to get its packaging approved. The USDA found the original description of the main ingredient, “naturally occurring zombies,” factually inaccurate, objected to “teriyucki” as a confusing flavor, and rejected the assurance that the product is “mutagen-free” and “doesn’t turn you into a zombie” as potentially misleading. (Everyone knows mutagens are a tasty side-benefit of jerky!)

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Are you trying to cut back on coffee but need a morning pick-me-up? Perky Jerky is marinated with guarana seeds, which have twice the caffeine of coffee beans, but is all-natural and therefore healthier for you, right? Well, coffee beans are natural, too, and have the advantage of containing little to no jerky, as far as we know.

In 2023, Meat+Poultry reported on a new cannabis-infused jerky created by The Good Shroom Co:

OG Jerk contains 60 grams of beef jerky (2 x 30 gram vacuum sealed packages) infused with a total of 9 mg of THC (2 x 4.5 mg of THC vacuum sealed packages), which permits the consumer to consume in doses accordingly and enjoy beef jerky in the process.

We applaud the genius of a product made to simultaneously create and cure the munchies. In February of 2025, the Canadian company changed its name to Mercanto Holdings. Some corporate buzzkill must have said it sounds more legit. At least its Canadian stock exchange designation will remain MUSH, so there’s that.

Alas, even OG Jerk couldn’t make us hungry enough to try Earthworm Jerky. This Amazon reviewer takes us on a stream-of-consciousness rollercoaster ride.

It reminds me of an old joke. One woman says to the other, “The food here is terrible!” And the other says, “Yes, and such small portions!”

However you decide to celebrate, have a happy National Jerky Day!

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June 10 is the Banana Split Festival

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June 10, 2026, marked the 32nd annual Banana Split Festival. Behind the scenes of this sweet celebration, a battle has raged for years between the citizens of two All-American towns.

Each year, the festivities honor Ernest Hazard of Wilmington, Ohio, who concocted the treat in 1907 to attract Wilmington College students to his establishment.

He halved a banana, added three scoops of ice cream, topped each with chocolate syrup, strawberry jam, or pineapple bits, sprinkled ground nuts on top, covered it in whipped cream, and added two cherries for good measure. He later brainstormed the name with a cousin.

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Hazard’s Cafe, Wilmington, OH

In June 1995, the people of Wilmington created the Banana Split Festival to commemorate Hazard’s invention. It’s been celebrated every year since.

However, in August 2004, residents of Latrobe, Pennsylvania, announced that pharmacist David Strickler had invented the dessert at Tassel Pharmacy in 1904, three years before Hazard. The town instituted its own Great American Banana Split Celebration, pegged to the 100th anniversary.

The National Ice Cream Retailers Association (NICRA) certified Latrobe as the birthplace of the banana split. Food historian Michael Turback, author of The Banana Split Book, agreed, although he was unable to find any hard evidence, such as newspaper clippings on which to base his decision.

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Tassel Pharmacy, Latrobe, PA

“Soda fountains were very competitive,” Turback explained of the opposing claims.  “They were always trying to outdo each other, to see who had the most elaborate sundaes.”

While Wilmington, Ohio, and Latrobe, Pennsylvania, continue to duke it out for dessert dominance, the real winners are banana split fans who have not one, but two events to celebrate their love for a whole lot of ice cream with a little bit of fruit.

Ohio’s festival features live music, pony rides, a petting zoo, a baseball tournament, a 5K run, and a banana split eating competition (no hands allowed!). However, the featured attraction every year is a “make your own banana split” booth. Yum!

Happy Banana Split Festival! (And don’t worry: you’ll get another chance to celebrate in August!)

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Donald Duck Day

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donald duck dayJune 9 is Donald Duck Day. It celebrates the date in 1934 when he first appeared in a Disney cartoon called “The Wise Little Hen.” His rise was meteoric. Only nine years later, in 1943, Donald won an Oscar for his role in a satire about Nazis, only to see the film shelved by Disney for the next 71 years.

In his 1941 authorized biography, The Life of Donald Duck, he revealed he’d been born on Friday the 13th. When he starred in “Donald’s Happy Birthday” in 1949, his car’s license plate number read 313, which many fans took to mean he was born on March 13th.

This has caused a schism between those who celebrate Donald Duck Day on June 9th and those who insist it should be observed on March 13th. Although his publicist has not returned our calls, we believe Donald Fauntleroy Duck would approve of at least two days dedicated in his honor.

His performance in “Der Fuehrer’s Face” helped it win the 1943 Academy Award for best animated short film. In it, he awakens in a nightmare world where he is a Nazi. (Its original title was “Donald Duck in Nutzi Land” but was changed to “Der Fuehrer’s Face” after the novelty song by that name became a runaway hit for Spike Jones and his City Slickers.)

Propaganda films weren’t unusual, but because Donald appeared as a Nazi, however unwillingly, the cartoon was considered objectionable and relegated to the Disney vault after the end of World War II. In 1994, a group of 1,000 members of the animation industry voted it one of the 50 greatest cartoons ever made. Ten years later, Disney finally released it in a set called “Walt Disney Treasures: On the Front Lines.”

In June 2025, the set could still be found on secondary markets, such as eBay, at high prices because Disney produced a limited edition of 250,000 sets in 2004. We can’t find it on the Disney YouTube channel, but if you’re curious, the cartoon is available through a few unofficial sources. Here’s one:

There are links here and here to a version that includes a short explanatory prologue.

We want to leave you with an observation made by Chandler Bing from the TV show “Friends.”

You know what’s weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he’s getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?

It’s a question for the ages. May we all remain as ageless as our favorite waterfowl, and have a happy Donald Duck Day!

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