strange, bizarre and kooky holidays in September

September 6 is Fight Procrastination Day

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Today is Fight Procrastination Day, created by an unknown person at an indeterminate point in human history. We’ve been unable to track down the source of this important, unofficial holiday.

Procrastination is no joke, according to two of the world’s leading experts: Joseph Ferrari, Ph.D., associate professor of psychology at De Paul University in Chicago, Illinois, and Timothy Pychyl, Ph.D., associate professor of psychology at Carleton University in Ottawa, Canada. (This comes from an August 2003 interview in Psychology Today, so we can’t say with absolute certainty that they’re still leading experts.) From the article:

Procrastinators tell lies to themselves. Such as, “I’ll feel more like doing this tomorrow.” Or “I work best under pressure.” But in fact they do not get the urge the next day or work best under pressure. In addition, they protect their sense of self by saying “this isn’t important.” Another big lie procrastinators indulge is that time pressure makes them more creative. Unfortunately they do not turn out to be more creative; they only feel that way. They squander their resources.

We need to confess something. We first wrote about Fight Procrastination Day on September 7, 2016, the day after the holiday. After realizing the dire implications of our inaction, we learned our lesson and—

Just kidding! We recycled this post, updating the words you’re reading now. In our defense, it’s called Fight Procrastination Day. It doesn’t say anything about winning.

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International Bacon Day

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Today is International Bacon Day, celebrated on the Saturday before Labor Day since 2009 as indicated on a blog which includes helpful translations for the globetrotting bacon lover:

English – Can I have some Bacon?
Dutch – Kan ik wat Bacon hebben?
French – Est-ce que je peux prendre du lard ?
German – Kann ich etwas Speck haben?
Greek – Μπορώ να έχω κάποιο μπέϊκον;
Italian – Posso avere certa pancetta affumicata?
Japanese – 私はベーコンを食べてもいいか。
Korean – 나는 약간 베이컨이 있어서 좋은가?
Portuguese – Posso eu ter algum bacon?
Russian – Могу я иметь некоторый бекон?
Spanish – ¿Puedo tener un poco de tocino?

Perhaps the ultimate celebration would involve preparation of the Bacon Explosion: a pound of basket-woven bacon wrapped around two pounds of sausage which are stuffed with a pound of fried bacon crumbles. Not in the mood to cook? Order it directly from BBQ Addicts and have a happy International Bacon Day!

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September 1 is Chicken Boy Day

Today is Chicken Boy Day, celebrating the birthday of the fiberglass legend on September 1, 1969, or thereabouts. Official birth records are unavailable.

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Twenty-two feet tall, referred to by many as the Statue of Liberty of Los Angeles, California, Chicken Boy stood atop his namesake restaurant on Broadway between Fourth & Fifth Streets for fourteen years, betraying no emotion regarding the dismembered, fried fowl that presumably filled the golden bucket he held before him.

When the restaurant closed in the autumn of 1983, Chicken Boy awaited a fate similar to that of his flesh-covered counterparts: mechanical separation followed by the discarding of his skeletal remains. Artist Amy Inouye, who had grown fond of the landmark since her move to Los Angeles in the 1970s, decided to save him.

While the owners may have been unsure of her sanity, they were persuaded by her sincerity. With permission secured, she made numerous calls to moving companies that started with, “Can I get an estimate to dismantle and move a 22-foot-tall fiberglass statue of a man with a chicken’s head, also known as Chicken Boy?” Eventually, she convinced one that she was not making a prank call and the move was scheduled.

On May 4, 1984, Chicken Boy was removed and taken to the first of many storage facilities. Inouye sent letters to several museums, certain they would want to include the Los Angeles icon in their sculpture gardens. Only one or two responded that Chicken Boy was a sign and therefore did not qualify as art.

Inouye began selling Chicken Boy t-shirts, followed by lapel pins, pens, mugs, and other items. She put together a souvenir catalog. The proceeds helped pay for storage. At its zenith, her mailing list boasted 14,000 names. The shop, sadly, is shuttered.

Of the phenomenon, Inouye says, “The legend of Chicken Boy grew far beyond downtown LA—it became obvious that his appeal was universal. In every person, it seems, there is a little or a lot of self-conscious awkwardness trying to accept those cards they were dealt—we are, in fact, all Chicken Boy.”

Despite mentions in Newsweek, Esquire, the San Francisco Chronicle, the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, and the Los Angeles Times, airtime on countless radio shows, and a brief viewing at the underground Arco Plaza mall, Chicken Boy had no place to call his own.

In the film Chicken Boy: The Movie, he comes alive due to the Harmonic Convergence of 1987, a Mayan/Hell/astrological alignment and prophecy that is even less believable than a fiberglass statue receiving the breath of life and learning to play the accordion.

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In early 2007,  Inouye found a small office building in Highland Park where she could run a small art gallery while Chicken Boy watched over Route 66 from his rooftop perch. The neighborhood of artists and musicians welcomed them both. She applied for and received a Community Beautification Grant.

Then, after eight months spent navigating the permit process, Chicken Boy was hoisted to his new roost atop Future Studio at 5558 North Figueroa Street. On October 18, 2007, after twenty-three years, five months, and fourteen days, Chicken Boy was finally home.

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Image – chickenboy.com

Mel Brooks once said, “The whole word chicken is funny. The ch, the i, the k, put it all together, youʼve got the funniest word in the English language.” Maybe that explains the appeal of Chicken Boy. It definitely explains why we’ve used the word seventeen times.

Happy Chicken Boy Day! (Whoops, eighteen!)

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September 26 is Presidential Debate Day

presidential debate dayToday is Presidential Debate Day. It commemorates the first televised debate, which aired on September 26, 1960, and changed the way American citizens select their leaders.

Democratic senator John F. Kennedy and Vice President Richard M. Nixon met in a Chicago studio to debate domestic policies. Kennedy, telegenic and seemingly at ease in front of the camera, won handily against Nixon, who appeared nervous and sweaty.

Both men were offered the services of a makeup artist; both refused. Kennedy had a fresh tan. Nixon had been ill, recently hospitalized for an infection that occurred after a knee injury. He had lost weight and was pale and feverish.

Nixon opted to have his staff apply a drugstore pancake cosmetic called Lazy Shave to cover his five o’clock shadow. It was a baffling mistake for a man well aware of the impact television could have on voters. He had saved his political career eight years before with his carefully stage-managed primetime “Checkers speech.”

Kennedy spoke into the camera while Nixon followed standard debate protocol, looking at his opponent while speaking. The senator appeared relaxed and confident. Perspiration beaded atop the vice president’s melting makeup. By the end of the debate, it was generally agreed that Kennedy had won. Nixon lost the lead he had enjoyed as sitting vice president.

Numerous sources refer to a poll of people who listened to the first debate on the radio and believed Nixon had won it. It didn’t take much digging to learn it’s a myth repeated since 1960 in newspapers, magazines, books and television, without verification. The perpetual motion machine that is the Internet all but guarantees it will remain in circulation forever.

Nixon fared better in the three remaining debates. On November 8, 1960, Kennedy eked out a win with 49.72 percent versus Nixon’s 49.55 percent. Did the candidates’ appearance make the difference in one of the closest presidential elections in U.S. history? It would be irresponsible to overlook the role that political parties, campaign rhetoric and substantive issues played in the outcome.

But why take chances? In the following election in 1964, Lyndon Johnson declined to debate. When Nixon ran for president again in 1968, he decided not to participate in any debates. He avoided them during his reelection campaign in 1972 as well. Televised debates reappeared in 1976 and have been held during every presidential campaign since.

On September 26, 2016. Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump will face off. We’d like to draw some weighty inference from the fact it will be televised on the 56th anniversary of Kennedy and Nixon’s first debate. We’ve got nothing, other than the suspicion that tomorrow Trump supporters and Hillary supporters will find they have watched entirely different broadcasts.

Happy Presidential Debate Day!

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